Today is the beginning of a new day

I was looking for a new flat to stay but found this post instead. I found this very funny and decided to share it with you. I bet you probably want to live with this guy.
 
Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.

I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?

I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

If you plan to go to Cambodia for a holiday, you should not go pass Angkor Wat which is the heart of Cambodia, located in Siem Reap city. Frankly, even I'm myself Cambodian and have been to Angkor Wat a couple times but never realized how wonderful it is. This documentary really digs the truth and presents a magnificent history about Angkor Wat. It really is truly amazing!

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"Abstain For The Game", this phrase is rather short and precise but when it appears on New Zealand TV3 first time, it has roared up the nation and taken New Zealanders by storm. Its controversy is wide spread not only in New Zealand but also Australia, the US and some other European countries. Cambell live program also did a poll on whether or not people will abstain for the game. Guess what the result is 85% No, 15% Yes. So..... Clearly, this is a failed campaign and has been ridiculed by our neighbor, Aussie....But the question is how it is possible that such a big company like Telecom produced such an embarrassment campaign!

This song just does not make any sense to me but I kind of like its music. And who does not like Friday???:)

Here's the lyrics:

A Chinese girl rap me with this fight: 

"Cambodian ass need more slap/as I told you to rap another rap/maybe you can only wrap /pussy can make a nice wrap/failed rap can become a big wrap/wrap a big wrap and snap your wrap/rap a crap rap and eat your crap/don’t just sit in front of your lap/don’t hide under your cap/otherwise you will take my crap/this make you no where to step/now you are under my trap/u need to go home learn some rap/ I will buy you a big map/now you believe I can rap/you and I have a big gap!"

And I slapped her with this sharp knife:

I believe this is what you write--because It just simply isn't right-- the meaning is just fucking dire-- and I don't understand the reason why-- better education is the way to go by-- preparation is a better supply-- and your fucking brain should be revived (hahaha.....)-- new consideration should be conspired--  next time when you try-- have a think at least a fortnight--  new resolution is a better reply-- otherwise your rap is just in denail-- embarrassment will take over your pride-- Anger runs through your entire-- acceptance will be denied-- because rhyme isn't complied-- before putting up a fight-- at least try to learn samurai-- because you and I-- you and I....-- you just ain't wise (hahahaha)

But you have been admired--  realization occurs as hindsight-- your ability to rap is fucking recognized-- the inspiration's shed me some light-- my reply is to show you why-- and you should be honored for your whole life (hahhhaha)--  although I believe a mentor is by your side-- because rap doesn't just come to your fucking brain overnight-- now I'll give you a chance to redeem your life-- otherwise you won't survive-- say something that Cambodia is nice-- maybe I consider to buy-- Or blog your script with the copywright-- Or have your writing cited--  I would appreciate what you decide-- now this is enough to make you cry-- and I wait till your tear runs dry-- otherwise emotion runs high--  and you resort to commit suicide (I'm scared)-- I have no chance of getting reply-- because........you just ain't wise.....(hahaha....)

Humm, what I want to tell you guys here? It’s about my cooking first time in New Zealand. Even back in Cambodia,I also live away from my parents in Phnom Penh but I have never ever cooked myself even once,not because I’m lazy but because I don’t know how to cook and my cooking was awfully terrible.I’m sure you can imagine that. Lolz….

I believed the idea that cooking is for girls and is the hardest thing for men to do as many of my friends say. But when I’m here by myself, I realized that their ideas is totally wrong. Cooking is not hard at all.

First, I survived by eating out, eating some snacks, eating junk foods...etc and luckily I have a Cambodian girl.....friend help me with that. Whenever she cooks, she texts me and I just offer her my veges, meat and tell her what I want to eat.Then I got the yummy food. How cool is that!!!

However,it was on holiday and she went away for a trip for a month. Poor me :(, what could I survive for this month? Eat instant noodles or eat out for a whole month.... :0

Well, this time I need to cook it. My favourite cooking is fried eggs cos that's what I know. I've been eating it for a couple of days but Later on I hardly swallowed it even I close my eyes and nose. My face was fully round like a moon but it was turning to be an oval shape like an egg. :)

So I tried to cook something else like fried vegetable, or soup...etc.I found out that it's very easy. And I'm proud of myself that I could cook every foods.

But the difficult thing is eating it. I could spend only half an hour to cook but I spent an hour to eat what I cooked. Because it's hard to put it in my mouth even I closed my nose. I wish my tongue has no sense of taste so that I could eat my food.

My first cooking was 'somlor Mjour yourn'. I cooked it with chickens but it smelled like fish and tasted like a dessert. I wondered I had it very little but I vomitted a lot.

I wish to cook for others but I don't want to eat it myself. This way after they try it, they will want to learn cooking.

So, cooking is not hard but eating what you cook is...if you don't know how to cook.

Do you agree so???