Revenge in RAP style!
A Chinese girl rap me with this fight:
"Cambodian ass need more slap/as I told you to rap another rap/maybe you can only wrap /pussy can make a nice wrap/failed rap can become a big wrap/wrap a big wrap and snap your wrap/rap a crap rap and eat your crap/don’t just sit in front of your lap/don’t hide under your cap/otherwise you will take my crap/this make you no where to step/now you are under my trap/u need to go home learn some rap/ I will buy you a big map/now you believe I can rap/you and I have a big gap!"
And I slapped her with this sharp knife:
I believe this is what you write--because It just simply isn't right-- the meaning is just fucking dire-- and I don't understand the reason why-- better education is the way to go by-- preparation is a better supply-- and your fucking brain should be revived (hahaha.....)-- new consideration should be conspired-- next time when you try-- have a think at least a fortnight-- new resolution is a better reply-- otherwise your rap is just in denail-- embarrassment will take over your pride-- Anger runs through your entire-- acceptance will be denied-- because rhyme isn't complied-- before putting up a fight-- at least try to learn samurai-- because you and I-- you and I....-- you just ain't wise (hahahaha)
But you have been admired-- realization occurs as hindsight-- your ability to rap is fucking recognized-- the inspiration's shed me some light-- my reply is to show you why-- and you should be honored for your whole life (hahhhaha)-- although I believe a mentor is by your side-- because rap doesn't just come to your fucking brain overnight-- now I'll give you a chance to redeem your life-- otherwise you won't survive-- say something that Cambodia is nice-- maybe I consider to buy-- Or blog your script with the copywright-- Or have your writing cited-- I would appreciate what you decide-- now this is enough to make you cry-- and I wait till your tear runs dry-- otherwise emotion runs high-- and you resort to commit suicide (I'm scared)-- I have no chance of getting reply-- because........you just ain't wise.....(hahaha....)
Fix Other To Realize Another!
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
American Women Use The Mouth, Indian Women Don't Use The Mouth!
Indian couple moved to America trying to have a better life there but in the last 6 months the husband is acting weird. So she suspects he is cheating on her. She rings the radio guy to ask for help. The argument on radio begins and what her husband says is so hilarious. Definitely, you can't stop laughing. :) This really has made my day. Ok, won't go any further, listen it yourself.
What Is The Scariest Moment In Your Life
Do you tweet?
That's why if you don't know what tweet is then you probably are in a different planet! :)
This Is Why You Should Never Go To 5 Stars Hotel!
Waiter : " What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Guests: " tea please "
Waiter : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Guests : "Ceylon tea "
Waiter : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Guests: "white"
Waiter: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Guests: "With milk "
Waiter: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Guests: "With cow milk please.
Waiter: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Guests: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Waiter: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Guests: "With sugar"
Waiter: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Guests: "Cane sugar "
Waiter:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Guests: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Waiter: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Guests: "Mineral water"
Waiter: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Guests: "I'll rather die of thirst
The truth of underwear!
"Online" Funny Song
I have just heard this song on the bus to town and guess what not only me but everybody is laughing. So does not it mean funny to you?Well, the song is called "
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Buy this song in MP3
A Typical Joke
A girl went to police station to accuse a man about sexual abuse.
Police ask: What's matter?
Girl: a man abused me.
Police: Pls tell me what happened?
Girl: A few hours ago, when I came back from school, there a man came after me. He hit me, and one his hand shut my mouth, and another hand catch my hand, another hand took off my cloth.....
"Stop stop..." said the Police. You said one of his hand shut your mouth, and another catch your hand, another hand take off your cloth. Whose the third hand?
The girl hesitate and said it's MY HAND!!!
