"Online" Funny Song

Thursday, January 28, 2010

I have just heard this song on the bus to town and guess what not only me but everybody is laughing. So does not it mean funny to you?Well, the song is called "Online" by brad paisley. It is a country song but it is hilarious! And I am sure it would bring you smile. Here are lyrics: Online

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight


I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
Online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

Buy this song in MP3 


When do you think you will be happy in life?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010







So when? When you graduate and earn lots of money, when you have a beautiful wife or girl/boyfriend, when volentine's day, when you travel another country, when you become rich...etc?


There was always an obstacle along the way,an ordeal to get through, some work to be finished, some time to be given, a mother to be looked after, a bill to be paid. Then life would start.


The truth is "there is nobetter time to be happy than right now". If not this time, then when you think it will be?Your life will always be full of challenges. Your journey only ends when you do not exist in this world. And remember, tomorrow is always another day your life is shortened by. So, enjoy every moment.


Stop waiting for school to end, for a return to school, to lose ten pounds, to gain ten pounds, for work to begin, to get married, for Friday evening, for Sunday morning, waiting for a new car, for your mortgage to be paid off, for spring, for summer, for fall, for winter, for the first, or the fifteenth of the month, for your song to be played on the radio, for your lover coming back, to die, to be reborn before deciding to be happy.
 
Happyness is a voyage,not a destination.

There is no better time to be happy than.... 
Now!



One day

Monday, January 25, 2010

This is an old song and yet still my favourite because it's just so meaningful. The beauty of it is that it reminds me of home, my parents and friends whenever I heard it.





Google Map of Cambodia

Sunday, January 24, 2010


Finally, Google map makers have come to Cambodia. That means navigating in Cambodia is not a nightmare anymore. In a country where internet is expensive and online resource is limited, this helps Cambodia enormously. So it would be much less frustrated now for visitors and tourists to go around town or tourism sites in Cambodia without having to ask the local people.

Google announced on the 13 of Jan, 2010 that its google map makers have lauched driving direction in 18 new countries, Eastern Europe and Asia including Cambodia and Vietnam.

There is also another web based competitor to google map called OpenStreetMap. Based on the same service, however, OpenStreetMap has done a better job by providing better details information than its rival. For example, in a small city, it has arrow to focus on so that you wouldn't get lost when you zoom out.


Believe In Yourself

Saturday, January 23, 2010


Believe in yourself
in the power you have
to control your own life, day by day,

Believe in the strength
that you have deep inside,
and your faith will help
show you the way.

Believe in tomorrow
and what it will bring

let a hopeful heart carry you through,

For the things will work out
if you trust and believe
there's no limit
to what you can do.

(Author: Emily Matthews)



A Typical Joke

Friday, January 22, 2010

A girl went to police station to accuse a man about sexual abuse.
Police ask: What's matter?
Girl: a man abused me.
Police: Pls tell me what happened?
Girl: A few hours ago, when I came back from school, there a man came after me. He hit me, and one his hand shut my mouth, and another hand catch my hand, another hand took off my cloth.....

"Stop stop..." said the Police. You said one of his hand shut your mouth, and another catch your hand, another hand take off your cloth. Whose the third hand?
The girl hesitate and said it's MY HAND!!!


1 liter of tears

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Have you ever cried when you watch a sad touching movie before?To be honest with you,I rarely cry just because of the movie but during this break,I pass my boring time by watching movies.One of which is a japanese drama movie titled "1 liter of tears".As how sad the title sounds,I also couldn't hold my tears.

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I somehow thought I shouldn't have wasted my time watching it but this is worth watching it cos it gives me strenght, motivation, self-encouraging,a fond of self-esteem,and of course a heartbreaking.

It's based on the true story of Ikeuchi Aya's dairy since 1960.Aya is a smart,beautiful girl born in the middle class Japanese family whose dad owns a tofu shop.She lives in a happy life.

At the age of 15, it's discovered that she has a Spinocerebellar,a degenerative and fatal disease.The doctor said this disease will cause her to be unable to walk,move freely,have speaking difficulty,and finally death.Even in this difficult circumstance,she determines herself to continue to live on,and move forward even though she couldn't find the answer to her questions."What is the purpose of living?,what would my future be?"

What message I want to convey to you here is "always look forward for the sun to shine,the black cloud will soon fade away".

People look at one thing in different ways and thus view one thing in different ways.For a blind person,he gives treasure to those who have good eyes.In the eyes of disable person,it's fortunate to be able to walk more than anything.But would a normal person think that way???

The nation is made up of different people.Each person is good at something.Some are normal and some are disable.These are all compliment to each other because one inspires another.And it's all just the art work of God.

Erika x Ryo


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