Today is the beginning of a new day

Humm, what I want to tell you guys here? It’s about my cooking first time in New Zealand. Even back in Cambodia,I also live away from my parents in Phnom Penh but I have never ever cooked myself even once,not because I’m lazy but because I don’t know how to cook and my cooking was awfully terrible.I’m sure you can imagine that. Lolz….

I believed the idea that cooking is for girls and is the hardest thing for men to do as many of my friends say. But when I’m here by myself, I realized that their ideas is totally wrong. Cooking is not hard at all.

First, I survived by eating out, eating some snacks, eating junk foods...etc and luckily I have a Cambodian girl.....friend help me with that. Whenever she cooks, she texts me and I just offer her my veges, meat and tell her what I want to eat.Then I got the yummy food. How cool is that!!!

However,it was on holiday and she went away for a trip for a month. Poor me :(, what could I survive for this month? Eat instant noodles or eat out for a whole month.... :0

Well, this time I need to cook it. My favourite cooking is fried eggs cos that's what I know. I've been eating it for a couple of days but Later on I hardly swallowed it even I close my eyes and nose. My face was fully round like a moon but it was turning to be an oval shape like an egg. :)

So I tried to cook something else like fried vegetable, or soup...etc.I found out that it's very easy. And I'm proud of myself that I could cook every foods.

But the difficult thing is eating it. I could spend only half an hour to cook but I spent an hour to eat what I cooked. Because it's hard to put it in my mouth even I closed my nose. I wish my tongue has no sense of taste so that I could eat my food.

My first cooking was 'somlor Mjour yourn'. I cooked it with chickens but it smelled like fish and tasted like a dessert. I wondered I had it very little but I vomitted a lot.

I wish to cook for others but I don't want to eat it myself. This way after they try it, they will want to learn cooking.

So, cooking is not hard but eating what you cook is...if you don't know how to cook.

Do you agree so???

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"

For once, I think military has the ultimate marching discipline but this has proved that nothing is the ultimate superior, except only when the competitor has not yet found.

Indian couple moved to America trying to have a better life there but in the last 6 months the husband is acting weird. So she suspects he is cheating on her. She rings the radio guy to ask for help. The argument on radio begins and what her husband says is so hilarious. Definitely, you can't stop laughing. :) This really has made my day. Ok, won't go any further, listen it yourself.

Ninja doesn't just exist in comic book or fiction story like mermaid. In Japan, there is a Ninja festival celebrated every year in a small town called Iga about 450km from Tokyo. No wonder why such a small town of only 100,000 people attracts Ninja lovers well over 30,000 every year.

During the festival, this town turns into Ninja town. Most people wear Ninja costumes even kids. And if you happen to be there, you would enjoy live Ninja warriors performance, Ninja dances and see Ninja's real skills.

In the myths, Ninja can be invisible, and has ability to kill you with one strike which sound scary. But in reality, Ninjas can be cute. Whether or not  you hate or are scared of Ninja, you gotta love Ninja when you see this.