This Is Why You Should Never Go To 5 Stars Hotel!
Waiter : " What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Guests: " tea please "
Waiter : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Guests : "Ceylon tea "
Waiter : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Guests: "white"
Waiter: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Guests: "With milk "
Waiter: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Guests: "With cow milk please.
Waiter: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Guests: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Waiter: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Guests: "With sugar"
Waiter: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Guests: "Cane sugar "
Waiter:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Guests: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Waiter: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Guests: "Mineral water"
Waiter: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Guests: "I'll rather die of thirst
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Sustainable Bra
What comes to your mind when you see this picture? I bet you woudn't have a clue. It's a bra but a rice-growing bra! :0 Japanese people know sustainability is important and takes it to the next level. Well, that's the result.
If you go the beach often, I would recommend you get this one so you can wear it to swim. Not only do you have fun, you expose it to the sun and soak it with water. How cool is that!
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Who Am I???
Have you asked yourself that question before? If yes, I believe you are in the same situation as me. They say no one know you better than yourself. But it's not always true. It's 7 pm. Instead of studying, I'm looking around for other people and give mysellf an unexpected question "Who am I?" while sitting alone in the large tranquil library with a soft music hamming from my computer.
Such a naive question often pops up in my mind as if it want me to have a break from study but it often floats when i'm not in a good mood which makes it worse besides the fact that I can't get away from these haunting questions.
Sometimes, trying to answer such questions keeps my brain wandering around to an unlimitted profound state of mind.
But, I appreciate such a crazy thinking cos it kind of motivates me, and lighten up my spirit. Once people have fun too much, they tend to forget the sadness they had and the state of what they are currently doing and the goal they are going to achieve.
Yeah, I sometimes forget what I am doing here...
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My Life Rating Result
Well, based on the result what I need to improve though is LOVE. I lack of love. I guess love doesn't just fall into my laps like others. Look It's in the alarming zone, hazard zone! :)
My Life Rating Comments:
Life:Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score is reasonably high. This means that you are on a good path. Continue doing what is working and set about to improve in areas which continue to lag. Do this starting today and you will begin to reap the benefits immediately.
Mind:Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is within a healthy zone. This means you have achieved a level of mental balance and harmony consistent with living a healthy, happy life. Continue doing what works, and keep your focus. In our fast-paced world, mental clutter is all too common. Be vigilant in maintaining healthy mental function. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.
Body:Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have a rather good body score, which is an indication that you take care of yourself. There is room for improvement, however. Please keep doing what works. Eat right, exercise, reduce your stress, treat any illness. Doing these things will help ensure your body will be in good working order for a long time to come. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.
Spirit:Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Your spirit score is relatively high, which means you are rewarded by your beliefs. Spirituality is clearly important to do. Never let it slip, and continue to learn and grow. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.
Friends/Family:Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score is not bad but can be improved. Maintain your current social net, while you try to expand it. Try new things and form new friendships. You will be rewarded greatly.
Love:Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. You have a rather low love score. While some are lucky, for most of us love doesn't fall in our laps. You must actively work on improving this area. Do not despair, there is someone out there for you. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.
Finance:Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. Your finances are somewhat in the middle, neither bad or exceptional. Keep doing what works for you, and improve what doesn't. Focus on long-term financial stability as your goal. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.
Source: http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Today is a gift. That's why it is called present!
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn’t hear the band - he could see it. In his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.
Days and weeks passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”
Moral of the story
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
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A Weekend in Phnom Penh
Young monks walk past the Independence Monument, which was built in 1958 following the country's independence from France five years earlier. It is in the form of a lotus-shaped stupa, in the style seen at the Khmer temple at Angkor Wat and other Khmer historical sites. The monument was designed by Vann Molyvann, perhaps Cambodia's most celebrated modern architect.
Phnom Penh is a city of water. Some of its main streets were once canals, and there's no better way to honor Phnom Penh's riparian soul than with a sundowner at Maxine's. Situated in an old wooden house that is slouching into the river, Maxine's has a ramshackle authenticity that, at least for now, seems immune to the city's rapid modernization.
If you happen to be in Phnom Penh on the first Friday of the month, follow the surreal swirl of drunken expatriates to Elsewhere, where tables are arranged around a small swimming pool.
If you happen to be in Phnom Penh on the first Friday of the month, follow the surreal swirl of drunken expatriates to Elsewhere, where tables are arranged around a small swimming pool.
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